Welcome to Dumb Warnings, where you may see the consequences of numerous pointless lawsuits. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace which is plaguing society today. In addition to funny warnings labels, this site will also feature instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages.
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Random Warnings
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals.
WARNING: If an amount considerably larger than being used is swallowed, seek professional assistance or contact a poison control center immediately.
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Various McDonald’s Locations
Use of this product in conjunction with alcohol or sedatives may cause drowsiness.
Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
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Use 3 pieces of batteries on 4
NO PARKING: This car park is for the use of patrons only. (Removed 15 years ago)
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
Caution: Contents may catch fire.
Suitable for outdoor use.
No shooting or uncased firearms. (Sign shot multiple times).
To open: 1. Tear off perforated sides A & B 2. Pull off at arrow.
Keep out of reach of children
